greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

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agentscullyismyhero:

back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.

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vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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ryannminajj:

to everyone i went to high school with

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suspend:

me everyday:

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

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