I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"